Monday, February 23, 2009

Deanna needs...

I must be losing my mind. I don't usually do these things. I got this from Matt at http://abigmacattac.blogspot.com/ My Side of the Story. He challenged us to google ourselves and post the first ten results. At least my mind doesn't immediately go south like Matt's did and think things like "that sounds dirty" ;) But my curiosity did get the better of me and I just had to do it. And once I did it, I have no choice but to post it.

The directions are: Go to Google and type in your name followed by the word "needs". List the FIRST 10 THINGS that show up. No searching around for something better!

Deanna needs:

  1. To change her underwear. Who said I'm wearing any?

  2. Children. Not likely! Been there, done that.

  3. To stop naming her things. If I want to name my things, I will. And while we are at it, if I want to talk to myself, I'll do that too. I might even answer myself!

  4. A new bikini. Yea, like I need a hole in my head. The world is a better place if I don't, thank you very much.

  5. To get over thinking she should be on the top runner of a pedestal. Now that's just mean. If I don't think great things of myself, who exactly will?

  6. Medication. Pass the Vicoden please.

  7. A little help. This Deanna person really is kind of pitiful according to google - Deanna needs a LOT of help, not a little.

  8. To go back home. But, but, but.... I haven't left...

  9. To make a difficult decision. White wine, or red...

  10. To stay away. Make up your mind! You already told me to come back home. Now I'm so confused, my head hurts. Pass the Vicoden, please.
Ok. That was 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back! Your turn!

12 comments:

AliceKay said...

LOL.....Loved it. LOL

LadyStyx said...

*laffz* I did this one once ...cant remember what site it was for though.It wasnt the first 10 of NEEDS though...it was a list of about 10-15 verbs...like wants, needs, loves, etc. Im almost afraid to do this one again as some really freaky stuff came up...then again, I did it with my online nick.....

The Wife O Riley said...

Those are great! I'm going to have to give it a try.

sexy41 said...

1. Tobi Needs to get right.

2. Tobi needs professional power steam cleaner. (lol must be telling me my carpets need cleaned.

3. Tobi Needs things.

4. Tobi needs to change name to Deidara Sempai. LOL

5. Tobi needs more luvin.

6. Tobi needs more recognition than manly deidara.

7. Tobi needs to use the barthroom. (Umm wait most of these think I am a guy)

8. Tobi needs to spread peace.

9. Tobi needs a kiss from you.

10. Tobi needs help to be president.

LMAO I didnt' even finish all the descriptions. To funny.

ChicagoLady said...

Those are funny Punkn!

Pssst! We do think great things of you already.

Tori_z said...

LOL!

Queenie Jeannie said...

LOL!

Apparently all I need is a "shooter". Way boring! I've never even heard of that song either!!!

Karla said...

that really doesn't sound like you LOL

but then I did like your responses better than what you supposedly need!

Intense Guy said...

I did this and the first one is:

"Karl needs help"

Nuff said... LOL!

Hmm.. new underwear AND a bikini huh... I best not finish this commen....

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