Sunday, October 30, 2011

For your Halloween!


A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:

BUMP...
  BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward hi


BUMP...
BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him... FASTER... FASTER...
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping...

clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and...  of course...
The coffin stops!
Happy Halloween - Hope those ghosts and goblins and COFFINS don't get you!

8 comments:

That corgi :) said...

LOL!! Too funny!! I hope all have a safe Halloween too, Deanna! I'm sure your grands are looking forward to it!!

(thanks for letting me know about our mutual friend; I sent a card and am praying)

betty

Rita said...

OMG!!! My dad would love this. I think I'll have to copy and paste it into an email for him. He's 90 but he loves puns and silly humor. Thanks!!
Happy Halloween!! :):)

ChicagoLady said...

*GROAN*

That was BAD!

Toriz said...

Can't decide if I should be groaning or laughing...

I think my Dad would like this though, so I'll send it to him. ;)

Cheryl @ The Farmer's Daughter said...

Ha! Cute joke. I tried that with my "coffin", but it wasn't that effective!
:D Have a good week!

Lynn said...

LOL thanks so much for the laugh I sure needed it Punkn, Happy Halloween to you stay safe HUGS!!

AliceKay said...

LMAO

Intense Guy said...

*giggles*

I bet Jim has heard that a bazillion times and still chuckles at it!