Tread carefully. All who enter here must get past me, and I take my job very, very seriously.
Cat? What cat?
Purrrrrr-fect. Be vewy, vewy, quiet.
That fat cat can’t jump THIS high! Right?
Eh? What’s that you say? There’s a puddy tat out there?
Don’t worry tweetie, that tat don’t scare me…
Just hangin’ out here at the Diner. Come join me. The atmosphere is great. So is the food.
Did you say Diner? I’m more thinking DINNER…